BigusDicus

Turn any sofa into a bed by telling your wife to calm down...

I have always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhea" which is "diarrhoea" because it looks like you've lost control of your vowels...

And we have our first candidate for the 2023 Darwin Award

Parenting Expert: "Children model the behaviour they see". My Mother: "False, they see me clean, but they do not clean"

Yeah, I know I'm probably going to Hell...

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant’s owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded

I heard climate change activists tried to deface a Jackson Pollock painting by throwing paint on it. Trouble is... nobody noticed it for three weeks.

No sense of humor... just no sense of humor at all.

A Maasai man walks into a bank in NAIROBI and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow 5,000. The bank officer tells him that bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the maasai manhands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank. Produces the log book and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the maasai for u

It's really the only way ...

I believe he is saying he is using the web browser Chrome by Google. You know how to "right click" and save. So it could be something as simple as clearing your cache, deleting you browsing history and getting rid of junk files , etc. Fully booting your computer is always the first step....