BigusDicus

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls. He sat down next to of all people a beautiful blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally after many such glances from her he said, “It’s golf balls.” Nevertheless the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”

Aethelred, Godwinson & Cadfael, shysters at law, downtown Hastings 'We'll gettest thou thy own castle, or thou owest us no fee (well, maybe a few years of serfdom).'

GenZ women at 30: "I hate kids, I hate marriage, I like going on vacation any time I want, sleeping in and having a maid service to clean my place. I don't need a husband because I'm enough for me!" GenZ women at 50: "Why am I so lonely? Where are all the good men? Why do I feel so unfulfilled?" GenZ men at 16: "I want to be a woman." GenZ men at 20: "I made a mistake."

I'm not quite sure if this is just the work some odd medieval manuscript illuminator or part of an interoffice memo of US Department of Transportation. (Think about it ... )

The Mini Skirt: In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to di