BigusDicus

And I never come in their mouths when I promise I will not.

When I first arrived around 10 PM the electricity seem to be out on all the businesses including Insomnia on the little alley at the end of Soi Diamond. Strangely, in the middle of it all Diamond A Go-G0 had electricity and was going strong. They have some pretty girls in there. Over the years there have always been a few lesbians who work there with a strong following of local Thai babes who patronize the place. A local middle aged Thai woman (with a definite butch appearance) walked in with an entourage of 5-6 girls. All seemed to have been drinking heavily and continued to do so. The woman was having a grand old time, buying bucket after bucket of ping pong balls and cavorting with the babes. She could give some our hard charging mongers a run for their money. I really enjoyed watching her and the babes. I almost succumbed to a tall, charming 20 year old babe with an awesome full figure. She lost me when she insisted "I only Sa-moke little". She had that farm fresh innocent look to her that JoeKicker referred to. And I really like that. Almost took her but decided to check Insominia one more time and see if the lights were on. They were. Insomnia Gentlemen's Club Quick rundown with prices: Nice, stylish club. Trendy, hip. Downstairs has a bar and 2 small stages in center of room, usually one dancer each. Dancer wear nice dresses with stylish Come Fuck Me pumps. Generally speaking - good looking, polished with sensual, understated moves. Upstairs same basic layout dance stage wise. There are several ST rooms that have been previously discussed in this thread. The dancers do 2 songs each, disrobing for the second song. Music is much louder. In my opinion too loud. Had a lot of trouble hearing the girl I was sitting with. Everybody in the room seemed to be having a good time. The patrons were younger guys, primarily late 20's/30's. A rather famous FLB board member was sitting on a sofa surrounded by a bevy of babes when I walked in. You all know him, his pictures and exploits are constantly in these columns - I am discrete, I will not say who. I have chatted with several girls there over the last 2 nights. All spoke reasonably good English. And now for what you all are waiting for: PRICES I was quoted by the girl I ended up taking back to my hotel: For the ST rooms on premises 500 baht BF (includes use of the room) 1,000 for her services. BF to go to hotel 800 baht, 1500 baht for ST services. I forgot to ask about LT prices, sorry guys. I did not try to bargain. I do not need grief from those of you who do please. I am a 4 week millionaire. Most of the time it is just not worth it to me to haggle. Insomnia Gentlemen's Club. Overall I like it. Definitely pricey. The drink prices seemed reasonable. I wish the music volume upstairs was lower. A nice collection of babes. I would not spend every night there but I am sure I will make a few more visits before I leave.

Okay Guys, A very cute young thing I brought back with me tonight from Insomnia has just left my room. I am far to tired and just a tad too drunk to do a full report at the moment. I will say this: She: Cute, personable, and eager to please (not the one I talked with last night by the way). She spent 2.5 hours with me on an agreed upon ST visit. Insomnia: this place is not for everybody. Not perfect by any means. But a welcome break from the "Same/Same" of most of the other clubs in town. I like it! But what do I know? I am just a crazy guy from S Calif!

As I mentioned previously, I was dead tired and burned out last night. While I did not discuss financial details with the cutie I sat with, she seemed eager (not pushy) to be barfined. I told her "I have no power" but would return tomorrow. She seemed content. Just out of curiosity I asked her if she liked "Sa-moke". She smiled and said "little bit". I pouted and said I enjoyed being Sa-moked alot! After a while I checked bin and said to her, "I'll see you later". She waved goodbye and also said "see you later", then laughed and said, "No, I'll Sa-moke you later". We both laughed. It is almost 6 PM. I have spent the afternoon drinking and whoring on Soi 6. Damn, I had fully intended to be back here earlier and half way sober. Going to sleep for a while and charge up for this evening at Insomnia!!!!

I was there late tonight- 2 AM ish. Very nice, and I was only downstairs. Sat down and was immediately pounced upon by a cute little thing, only seven days on the job. Adorable! Just did not have the energy to go upstairs. Still fighting jet lag and had spent the afternoon and early evening with a cutie from TQ. The little girl seemed very receptive to an evening of frolic, deserved better than I could have given tonight. I just came back to the hotel. Damn, I disappoint myself. Overall the girls were polished, more sophisticated than most in Pattaya. Personally, I like that. Nice place - in the words of our California governor -"I'll Be Back"

Guys, I am a tomato fanatic. My girlfriend and I grow several varieties of heirloom tomatoes at home. To me a 'Caprese' salad (tomato, fresh buffalo mozzarella, thinly sliced onion, fresh basil) is as good as it gets. Almost as good as sex (hum, perhaps my sex life could improve....). I originally replied to the above quote with agreement. Had never seen a good tomato at either a restaurant or markets such as Tops or Big C. I am currently in Pattaya. Have been walking across 2nd Road at Soi 13 to the new mall. There is a market there. Cannot remember the name, perhaps Villa? The whole mall is still a work in progress as is the store. They have a ways to go in some areas before they will fully challenge Tops or Big C. I am very impressed with their meat and produce sections. The selection of tomatoes is very good.

New reports anytime soon????

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm And we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate,'' not fascinating. Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated'' The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."...not fascinated. Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.

The teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "F*ck," the rottweiler ate him!"

Anybody hear more on the rumour of Thai Air beginning service BKK -CRK (Angeles City) in November? I have just checked their website, no mention of it

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9' high and sets him on the counter He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful Piece by Mozart! 'Where on earth did you get that?' says the bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. Hehands it to the bartender and says: 'Here. Rub it.' So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. 'I will grant you one wish... Just one wish... each person is only allowed one!' The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, 'I want a million bucks!' A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soo followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming! The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I think your Genie's' a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million Ducks.' 'No kidding!!' says the man, 'do you really think I asked for a 9 inch pianist?'

God Bless

What about crocadile handbags? I have purchased a few over the years. Any particular places where the quality and prices are good

I wonder if "Boutique" farming might make sense? Someone suggested you do careful market research. Why not visit with the chefs at the finer hotels and restaurants. Ask them what they would like that they currently cannot easily buy. Forecast their usage. There have got to be many items that chefs would love have. On similar subject; a couple of years ago I ran into someone at TQ1. He was somehow involved with a new winery somewhere outside of Pattaya. I had a couple of newbies in tow and was too busy to find out as much as I would have liked. I am curious as to how they are doing? Does anybody know?

Absolutely agree!

You probably got it from visiting a website. It is amazing what you can pick just by clicking onto a site. Joe, My guess would be the phone call is where they nailed him. He will find out soon enough.

Ad Aware is very good. I use it along with several others. http://www.lavasoft.com/products/ad_aware_free.php is a link to their website for the free version. I do not think you could have been billed anything that you would be legally bound to. I assume you did not give them a credit card #. What was the # you dialed? Have you checked your phone bill yet?

Perhaps I should clarify. I was asking if Tim's Boutique Hotel is guest friendly?

Are they guest friendly?

Bill brings up several very good points. Another consideration is the armrests on each side of the seat in economy fold up. On those (increasingly rare) occasions when you have an empty seat or two next to you you can fold the arms up and stretch out across the seats. The armrests in the premium economy are fixed I believe(?). I have never flown premium, several of my friends who have flown with me have. I believe it is the same basic food, drinks, etc.. Not worth an extra $400 to me (must be the frugal Scottish side of me showing). I am not a large person, do not feel particularly uncomfortable in the economy seats. I typically get on the plane, let them feed me, have a glass of red wine, pop an Ambien. I usually sleep 6 hours or so, wake up, let them feed me, another glass of red wine, another Ambien and a movie. Sleep another 5 hours or so. Like Bill I am flying LAX/BKK. I wake up an hour or 2 before we land at 06:30. Usually in good shape when we land. Hop in a car, ride down to Pattaya, check into my hotel. Unpack, shower and walk around the corner to TQ to begin my Pattaya Adventure. Since Thai began their LAX/BKK non-stop they are the only way to fly. Generally Thai Air non-stop is $200-300 more than an airline tha connects in Japan, Taiwan, or wherever. 17 hours versus 22-23. $250 extra is worth it to me (must be the practical English side of me). Not much longer till November!!!

Wasn't it Milton Berle who said that every joke has been written, they are just retold? seems to me he wrote a book that claimed to have everyone of them.

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice pigs, Sir." The President replies "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, Sir."

If one has to go, why not on a bar crawl?

As much as I enjoy blonde jokes... I want to see more of Sex Kitten's tits!

Guys, I have been to Pattaya many times over the last 10 years. Never spent time in Bangkok. A couple of friends/clients will be staying at the Swissôtel Le Concorde when I arrive in a few weeks. Thinking of spending a few days. Bangkok cannot be that bad!!!! Question: Is Swissôtel Le Concorde anywhere near "the action". Are they girl friendly? If not, how far and how much?