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The heartless hussies. My God! The horror of it all!

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Geez, I miss PSA. They really were a great airline! Used to fly them every week between here and San Francisco. Best looking stews, bar none. Seriously, no other airline came close. I dated one off and on for a year or two many, many years ago. Blonde cutie named Lisa (she had a little sister, Susie who was even cuter. She worked at the family dry cleaning shop here in Newport Beach on the corner of Balboa Blvd & PCH. I tried to do Susie one time and it screwed things up with Lisa. Go figure!). I wonder whatever happened to them? Hummm, a walk down mammary lane. US Airl

In room Internet? Hard wired or wireless?

BLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????" CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass ofchampagne, too!" "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!" "What a co

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you..." The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!" Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boy friend...so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for

And I never come in their mouths when I promise I will not.

When I first arrived around 10 PM the electricity seem to be out on all the businesses including Insomnia on the little alley at the end of Soi Diamond. Strangely, in the middle of it all Diamond A Go-G0 had electricity and was going strong. They have some pretty girls in there. Over the years there have always been a few lesbians who work there with a strong following of local Thai babes who patronize the place. A local middle aged Thai woman (with a definite butch appearance) walked in with an entourage of 5-6 girls. All seemed to have been drinking heavily and continued to do so.

Okay Guys, A very cute young thing I brought back with me tonight from Insomnia has just left my room. I am far to tired and just a tad too drunk to do a full report at the moment. I will say this: She: Cute, personable, and eager to please (not the one I talked with last night by the way). She spent 2.5 hours with me on an agreed upon ST visit. Insomnia: this place is not for everybody. Not perfect by any means. But a welcome break from the "Same/Same" of most of the other clubs in town. I like it! But what do I know? I am just a crazy guy from S Calif!

As I mentioned previously, I was dead tired and burned out last night. While I did not discuss financial details with the cutie I sat with, she seemed eager (not pushy) to be barfined. I told her "I have no power" but would return tomorrow. She seemed content. Just out of curiosity I asked her if she liked "Sa-moke". She smiled and said "little bit". I pouted and said I enjoyed being Sa-moked alot! After a while I checked bin and said to her, "I'll see you later". She waved goodbye and also said "see you later", then laughed and said, "No, I'll Sa-moke you later". We both laughed.

I was there late tonight- 2 AM ish. Very nice, and I was only downstairs. Sat down and was immediately pounced upon by a cute little thing, only seven days on the job. Adorable! Just did not have the energy to go upstairs. Still fighting jet lag and had spent the afternoon and early evening with a cutie from TQ. The little girl seemed very receptive to an evening of frolic, deserved better than I could have given tonight. I just came back to the hotel. Damn, I disappoint myself. Overall the girls were polished, more sophisticated than most in Pattaya. Personally, I

Guys, I am a tomato fanatic. My girlfriend and I grow several varieties of heirloom tomatoes at home. To me a 'Caprese' salad (tomato, fresh buffalo mozzarella, thinly sliced onion, fresh basil) is as good as it gets. Almost as good as sex (hum, perhaps my sex life could improve....). I originally replied to the above quote with agreement. Had never seen a good tomato at either a restaurant or markets such as Tops or Big C. I am currently in Pattaya. Have been walking across 2nd Road at Soi 13 to the new mall. There is a market there. Cannot remember the name, perhaps Vill

New reports anytime soon????

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm And we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate,'' not fascinating. Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated'' The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."...not fascinated. Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because s

The teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was," said the li

Anybody hear more on the rumour of Thai Air beginning service BKK -CRK (Angeles City) in November? I have just checked their website, no mention of it

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about 9' high and sets him on the counter He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful Piece by Mozart! 'Where on earth did you get that?' says th

God Bless

What about crocadile handbags? I have purchased a few over the years. Any particular places where the quality and prices are good

I wonder if "Boutique" farming might make sense? Someone suggested you do careful market research. Why not visit with the chefs at the finer hotels and restaurants. Ask them what they would like that they currently cannot easily buy. Forecast their usage. There have got to be many items that chefs would love have. On similar subject; a couple of years ago I ran into someone at TQ1. He was somehow involved with a new winery somewhere outside of Pattaya. I had a couple of newbies in tow and was too busy to find out as much as I would have liked. I am curious as to how they

Absolutely agree!

You probably got it from visiting a website. It is amazing what you can pick just by clicking onto a site. Joe, My guess would be the phone call is where they nailed him. He will find out soon enough.

Ad Aware is very good. I use it along with several others. http://www.lavasoft.com/products/ad_aware_free.php is a link to their website for the free version. I do not think you could have been billed anything that you would be legally bound to. I assume you did not give them a credit card #. What was the # you dialed? Have you checked your phone bill yet?

Perhaps I should clarify. I was asking if Tim's Boutique Hotel is guest friendly?