BigusDicus

This particuliar one may not have been published:

It could make one cry!

50th Anniversary On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired military man, and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?" He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out." She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you sa

Geez Mook! Perhaps they shouldn't jump.

A cabbie picks up a Nun... She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well, let's

First picture from NASA of water on Mars, amazing and outstanding!! http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0504/WaterOnMars2_gcc.jpg

It is always touching when folks demonstrate their concern and warm regards for their fellows...

NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK

You have to be an American, exposed to American TV adds over the last 2-3 years to truly appreciate this one.

I enjoyed the dress. Obviously she is very proud. Rightfully so.

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.' The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My

Family Planning

comment from the cat ...

Epitaph Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in The Logan City Cemetery , Logan , Utah .... I wonder if he died knowing he won the 'Coolest Headstone' contest?

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Wedding Invitation

Recently came across below ad: Bike For Sale

I enjoyed it! Thank You.

Yesterday, my laptop was stolen from my car while I was at Big C. Lucky for me, there was a surveillance camera mounted on the wall near my car, and security personnel were able to give me a pretty good image of the suspect. Now the police have asked me to circulate the picture to people I know, to see if they know or have seen the suspect. I immediately thought of you for help on this. If you recognize the suspect, please let me know. I am not really interested in my laptop anymore as it is insured, but I would just like to get my hands on the person who stol

Are you saying you think he might be a Fudge Pirate?

It is a different world out there

This guy has a tough time! http://video.aol.com/video/weatherman-atta...3070x1200497453

A couple of fun pictures

Keep in mind the US $ is gaining against most currencies at the moment. A US dollars worth of Aussie dollars might be worth 80 cents in a few months.

Very, very good!