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MeGoDanceNow

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    Coming to London in July 2019. Dates TBA. Ellowen Deeowen.
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    Listed my hobbies on a job application. Apparently drinking and whoring are not considered hobbies. Who knew?

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  1. Wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat. Thanks for the heads up.
  2. There are a LOT of women like that in Canada. A lot of them. Every year I feel less and less attachment to my home country. It is just more and more clear that as a white man with a job I am not welcome.
  3. I posted this elsewhere but since this thread seems to be a busy one about exchange rates, some clever lads have offered a chart of the most overvalued and undervalued currencies. Hopefully the pain many of us have been feeling with the strong baht will start correcting sometime soon.
  4. A reporter for the Weather Channel is caught pretending to be barely able to stand up in the hurricane while two locals casually stroll by behind him in shorts. Busted! https://youtu.be/4C64LVs2lL8
  5. That's' actually intonation, not tone. As in the difference between Really?? Really!! and Really.
  6. And I put in the insurance goal. Maybe we have women members here who are currently up on blocks and in urgent need of one of these beaver dams?
  7. As one of my fellow students in my freshman German class said, "How many fucking ways are there to say 'the' in this language??" It's what English would have looked like if it hadn't been bombarded by French.
  8. I checked into a hotel, I told the bellhop to handle my bag. He started feeling up my wife. I was an ugly kid too. My father took me to the zoo. The caretaker thanked him for returning me. At home we had a sandbox -- the cat kept covering me up.
  9. "I like taking two girls. Always take two girls, you know? Yeah, two girls, that's how you do it. That way when I fall asleep they have someone to talk to."
  10. Too bad as I'm a fan of craft beer. They have some nice craft beers at Tim's on Second Road. Guess I won't be trying the ones at Craft House -- or at Lee's Diner.
  11. I'm sure my British friends are inconsolable but reaching the semifinals is no mean feat. You had a good run, lads. And NOBODY saw Croatia coming. I thought I should be the first to post about this because it hurts less when the bad news comes from a guy who knows fuck-all about football. For sentimental reasons I will be rooting for Croatia. As a Canadian, I won't bother to watch it.
  12. Perhaps the monk on the bus misread it and thought it said "You'll Never Wank Alone"?
  13. I've been in there a few times this month. The White Pines Pizza with strips of salmon is delicious.
  14. Hilarity ensues as a bunch of "gopniki" encounter an asshat who parks his Lada sideways, taking up two parking spots…
  15. Q: Why did the Indian bring a bushel of corn to the whorehouse? A: Front hole money hole, back hole cornhole.
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