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I liked the joke and voted it "lol." But I agree with you, let's keep the political jokes on the "political jokes" thread in P&R.

Who is a better friend, your wife or your dog? Your dog is. And it's easy to prove. Simply lock your wife and dog together in the trunk of your car and go for a drive for about half an hour. Then drive home and open the trunk. Which of the two will be happy to see you?

Here's a nerdy one told me many years ago in my uni days by a computer science major. A practical IQ test is devised in which the curtains in a room have been set on fire. A bucket of water and fire extinguisher are supplied in the room. A physicist, an accountant and a mathematician are tested. The physicist enters the room, looks at the bucket of water and fire extinguisher and says, "The fire retardant can smother the flames more efficiently than the water." He uses the fire extinguisher to put out the fire. The accountant enters the room, looks at the bucket of water and fire extinguisher and says, "Water is cheaper than flame retardant." He uses the bucket of water to put out the fire. The mathematician enters the room, looks at the bucket of water, then looks at the fire extinguisher and says, "Yes, I can solve that," and leaves.

Mong mai hen.

Now I'm going to picture that spawny geezer every time my phone rings.

Germans don't smile unless they're drunk. In Japan they call the "Jap's eye" the German mouth, because it never smiles.

Some of the reactions on social media were funny:

Now, T, let's not have that political talk on this here funnies board

I may have to sign up for a second phone so I can download the app. Then leave it in a storage locker somewhere.

One of those motivational phrases is "be unstoppable." Does that really make sense? Isn't that why she bought the tampon in the first place? (Stuck inside avoiding the corona crazy)

Wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat. Thanks for the heads up.