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MeGoDanceNow

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    New Head of Immigration....

    Wink's as good as a nod to a blind bat. Thanks for the heads up.
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    If you are tired of Thai women ...

    There are a LOT of women like that in Canada. A lot of them. Every year I feel less and less attachment to my home country. It is just more and more clear that as a white man with a job I am not welcome.
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    The rate on the street.

    I posted this elsewhere but since this thread seems to be a busy one about exchange rates, some clever lads have offered a chart of the most overvalued and undervalued currencies. Hopefully the pain many of us have been feeling with the strong baht will start correcting sometime soon.
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    Hurricane Florence blooper

    A reporter for the Weather Channel is caught pretending to be barely able to stand up in the hurricane while two locals casually stroll by behind him in shorts. Busted! https://youtu.be/4C64LVs2lL8
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    i before e

    That's' actually intonation, not tone. As in the difference between Really?? Really!! and Really.
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    Tampons

    And I put in the insurance goal. Maybe we have women members here who are currently up on blocks and in urgent need of one of these beaver dams?
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    i before e

    As one of my fellow students in my freshman German class said, "How many fucking ways are there to say 'the' in this language??" It's what English would have looked like if it hadn't been bombarded by French.
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    Rodney Dangerfield Humor, Rest His Soul

    I checked into a hotel, I told the bellhop to handle my bag. He started feeling up my wife. I was an ugly kid too. My father took me to the zoo. The caretaker thanked him for returning me. At home we had a sandbox -- the cat kept covering me up.
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    Rodney Dangerfield Humor, Rest His Soul

    "I like taking two girls. Always take two girls, you know? Yeah, two girls, that's how you do it. That way when I fall asleep they have someone to talk to."
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    Craft Cottage on Soi Diana- LKMetro

    Too bad as I'm a fan of craft beer. They have some nice craft beers at Tim's on Second Road. Guess I won't be trying the ones at Craft House -- or at Lee's Diner.
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    World Cup

    I'm sure my British friends are inconsolable but reaching the semifinals is no mean feat. You had a good run, lads. And NOBODY saw Croatia coming. I thought I should be the first to post about this because it hurts less when the bad news comes from a guy who knows fuck-all about football. For sentimental reasons I will be rooting for Croatia. As a Canadian, I won't bother to watch it.
  12. Hilarity ensues as a bunch of "gopniki" encounter an asshat who parks his Lada sideways, taking up two parking spots…
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    Monkeywatch - April 2018

    Perhaps the monk on the bus misread it and thought it said "You'll Never Wank Alone"?
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    Under 300 Baht ... And Good! (updated Jan. 23, 2019)

    I've been in there a few times this month. The White Pines Pizza with strips of salmon is delicious.
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    Interview with Seminole Chief

    Q: Why did the Indian bring a bushel of corn to the whorehouse? A: Front hole money hole, back hole cornhole.
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    How to make a donation for the boards server fund

    Is there a way to donate by credit card, or by bitcoin?
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    A dyslexic walks into a bra.

    A Roman walks into a bar and the bartender offers him a beer, which he declines: Cervisia, cervisiæ, cervisiam, cervisias.
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    CPR

    No, but hum a few bars and I'll try to play it by ear.
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    The future of Pattayatalk - An open discussion

    How about selling merch on the site? A lot of YouTubers who get demonetized do that. You could sell a whole bunch of swag, like Pattaya Talk polo shirts, ball caps, fridge magnets, private-label Viagra, that sort of thing
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    How I make Lasagna with pictures

    Thanks for the handy guide, KOJO. One question: I notice you don't use any flour or starch for the spaghetti sauce. How do you keep it from getting watery?
  21. Yes, a good hamburger should fit comfortably into the hands. If you have to use a knife and fork, they're doing it wrong.
  22. Definition of hamburger 1a : ground beef b : a patty of ground beef 2: a sandwich consisting of a patty of hamburger in a split typically round bun Emphasis mine. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hamburger
  23. A hamburger is a form of sandwich.
  24. Hello foodies, Had coffee with a friend today and he told me the strangest tale. He said that Carl Jr.'s, an American burger chain that has an outlet in Central Festival Mall, has burgers but no beef. Pork, have. Chicken, have. Beef, no have. I had to see this for myself so I went down there today. Sure enough, the manager said they no longer stocked beef and hadn't for two weeks. A burger joint with no beef is like a pizza joint with no cheese or a dtom yam gung shop with no shrimp. What gives?
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