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Very likely that is what happened.

Here's something to get your week started or cause you to enter a great emotional depression--whichever suits! This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen.

From now on, I fly first class… I always knew there was a difference

What game?

Boink me! What was I thinking Joe? I stand corrected. Thaksin Shinawatra is now added to the 'Official List'.

5 or 6 years from now

Then it is obvious. She should be spanked!

Correction: It is the Jews and GEORGE BUSH'S fault! Between the two one can account for just about every problem mankind faces. Any intelligent, enlightened and progressive knows that. Conservatives who watch Fox News could not possibly understand.

Not that I care...

A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and You're white?" His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that damn party, you're lucky you don't bark!

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Oh! I gasped.

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally ??? . . . . . . Ever wonder why? . . . . . . . It's because she smells like a new golf bag!

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What a way to go.... http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/...dBurn06-ON.html

is important!

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The Shereton might work for you.

Do you know who makes the rules? As sportsmen, it is absolutely imperative that in all of the sports we engage, we, without hesitation, play by the rules. We take care to understand the rules, we discuss the rules amongst ourselves, and we study the rules. As golfers, we are ruled by the rules. Lord knows there are all kinds of rules in that game. And as citizens, we must follow the rules of law for so many things we do every day. But just in case you have been pondering this, all your life, as to who actually makes the rules,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWiXy55OHyY

Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, 158 years ago? California became a state. .....The State had no electricity. .....The State had no money. .....Almost everyone spoke Spanish. .....There were gunfights in the streets. So basically, it was just like it is today..........except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.

I always look for ways out. Habit. I remember being in Lucifer's. Jam packed. Looked for 'ways out'. Many, many would not make it out in the ev ent of fire/smoke.