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Everything posted by BigusDicus

  1. That's why I always keep a change of clothes handy ...
  2. This year I am giving up Hershey's chocolate for Lindt.
  3. There are no coincidences
  4. Understand paranoid people better by following them around...
  5. Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator, Mr. Alan Pinkerton. He was actually the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number of agencies...FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, AFT, etc. Now, Congress is considering a proposal for another agency: the “Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service”....can’t you see it now? The new agents in their black uniforms with the initials in large white letters across their backs???
  6. An Englishmen, a Welchman, and a Pakistani are at the maternity ward, and the Hospital says, “we apologize, but there appears to be a mixup with your children, we can’t say for certain which is which”… Since this joke lacks DNA testing, the 3 agree to sort it out for themselves. The Englishman goes in first, as is his right (alphabetical order), and he comes out a moment later with what is clearly the Pakistani baby. Th
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