Calorie burning tips

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Giving ............head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

 

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth.

 

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

 

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

 

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

 

Take off her clothes

with her consent.........................12 cal

without......................187 cal

 

Take off her Bra

With two hands.............................8 cal

With one hand.........................12 cal

With mouth.............................85 cal

 

Put on Protection

hard ........................... 6 cal

soft.............................315 cal

 

Foreplay

Looking for target...................8 cal

Finding G spot ......................92 cal

I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal

 

Entry

Holding her..................12 cal

On the floor....................8 cal

 

With Different Position

Missionary..........................358 cal

Doggy..............................316 cal

69 lying...............................286 cal

69 standing.............................512 cal

Italian hanger............................912 cal

 

Orgasm

Real...................................112 cal

Faking................................315 cal

 

After 'O'

Lying in Bed...............................18 cal

Hop off the bed............................36 cal

Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

 

Get dressed

Quiet and calm...........................32 cal

Rushing.........................98 cal

Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal

Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal