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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, lets talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'?

 

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'?

 

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles?

 

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.?

 

But let me ask you a question first. 'A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass, am I right ?' asked the young girl.

 

'Correct, spot on,' said the stranger.

 

The little girl continued, 'Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'?

 

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea.'?

 

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

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