Jump to content
Instructions on joining the Members Only Forum

For all Harley-Davidson Fans


Recommended Posts

The Harley-Davidson Facts

 

 

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.

 

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles

have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

 

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

 

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

 

God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson

motorcycle? '

Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

 

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise

and pollution and can't run without a road?'

 

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'

 

 

God said, 'Ah, yes.'

 

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

 

 

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

 

 

3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much

 

 

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

 

 

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

 

 

'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

 

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

 

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

 

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.

 

:D :allright :allright

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Link to post
Share on other sites

So... do you know the difference between a Harley and a Vacuum Cleaner?

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

On the vacuum cleaner the dirt bag is located inside! :wanker

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...