Two Non PC Jokes

[N3RGT 118]

Number 1

 

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'

 

St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.'

 

So the zebra went off in search of God.

 

When he found Him, the zebra asked, 'God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?'

 

God simply replied 'You are what you are.'

 

The zebra returned to see St Peter once more, who asked him, 'Well, did God straighten out your query for you?'

 

The zebra looked puzzled. 'No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.''

 

St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, 'Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.'

 

The zebra asked St. Peter, 'How do you know that for certain?'

 

'Because,' said St. Peter, 'If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is.'

 

 

WARNING . . . .

If you laugh at this, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Rev Wright and Obama will be comin right over to kick your white honky ass !!!!

 

Number 2

 

 

This is neither polite nor is it PC........... but it made me laugh !

 

 

 

Mohammad the Afghan came to Manchester from the Middle East, and he

Was only here a few months when he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

 

Finally, he went to an Afghan doctor who said,

 

'Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, shit in de bocket,

Piss on de shit, and den put your head down over de bocket

And breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'

 

Mohammad took the bucket, went into the other room, shit in the

Bucket, pissed on the shit, bent over and breathed in the fumes for

Ten minutes.

 

Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What

Was wrong with me?'

 

The doctor said, 'You were homesick .'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[poweroper 0]

 

Maybe not PC but they made me laugh.

[joekicker 53]

Actually they didn't make me laugh but it's a damned shame you have to apologise and warn people and sort of get your hands up in front of your face for telling a JOKE. THAT part is not funny for sure. Humour is so often making fun of people and their foibles like oh, their religion or national origin - not sure why I picked those.

 

If you can't take a joke (even a bad one) don't come to the freaking party.

 

Joke on. any more of them n3rgt?

[papillon 695]

I thought the first one was a cracker

[N3RGT 118]

Actually they didn't make me laugh but it's a damned shame you have to apologise and warn people and sort of get your hands up in front of your face for telling a JOKE. THAT part is not funny for sure. Humour is so often making fun of people and their foibles like oh, their religion or national origin - not sure why I picked those.

 

If you can't take a joke (even a bad one) don't come to the freaking party.

 

Joke on. any more of them n3rgt?

 

Agree with your sentiments J.K and I do such things very much tongue in cheek; however bearing in mind the universal nature of this forum, would genuinely not wish to offend anyone, anyway. Here in the U.K as in other countries we have a large proportion of ethnic so called "minorities"whom we the white/anglo saxon"majority" always have to be so careful not to offend. In the meantime they are constantly attempting to foist their laws, habits, dresscodes and religion upon us with little or no regard for those existing within the country, in which THEY have chosen to reside.

 

Think I'd better stop this rant right away as it sounds rather National Frontish/BNP

 

Will post more as/when...thanks

N3RGT

Edited August 13, 2008 by n3rgt

[whilliam_mancon 2]

They sure made me laugh, good ones!