"Fuck the Children"

[torque]

There was a boat captain, a lawyer, and a priest on a ship going under at sea. There are three children on board, and only three life vests between the six people.

 

There is very little time – only minutes before the ship completely capsizes.

 

The captain says “Give the vests to the children. They are the future and I am going down with the ship”.

 

The lawyer says “fuck the children”.

 

The priest says “yeah, I think we have time…”

[whilliam_mancon]

Very sad but oh so true, a risk you take especially if you are catholic, a very sad story.

 

 

But still quite funny!