Another Dumb Blonde Joke (female)

[jacko 8,866]

Another Dumb Blonde Joke.

 

 

A man, whose current girlfriend is a buxom blonde, picked up his phone.

 

'Honey, please come over I need your help' said the blonde

 

'What's the problem?' he answers

 

'Well I bought a jigsaw puzzle to do and I just can't figure it out'

 

'Just look for the corners and pieces that go together... go on from there'

 

'I just can't figure it out, please come over and help me honey'

 

'Well what is the picture supposed to be, it's normally on the front of the box'

 

'It's a picture of a big rooster, but I can't find the bits for it's head or feet or anything'

 

'Okay...I'll be over in a short while'.

 

When he arrives at her flat and is let in he says......

 

'Where is it, I'll get it started for you....?'

 

'All the pieces are on the table and the box is there too with the rooster picture on it'

 

He takes a look, scratches his head. looks at her and says.....

 

 

'Put the Cornflakes back in the box honey and let's go for a drink'…..

Edited October 9, 2008 by jacko

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Funny, funny, funny I just remembered why I quit blondes and went to LOS!