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Displayed prices are for multiple nights. Check the site for price per night. I see hostels starting at 200b/day and hotels from 500b/day on agoda.

A Scouser

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A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the

Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.

 

The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing.

We've just got One in from a very wealthy man who wants a

chauffeur/bodyguard for his Nymphomaniac twin daughters.

You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided.

The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided.

You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays.

The Salary package is £200,000 a year'.

 

The Scouser said 'You're bullsh*tting me!'

 

The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'

 

:D :grin :bigsmile:

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