More PC jokes

[pcdodger]

A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one

minute to get out!'

 

The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you cunt!

 

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says;

'Fuck off, you won't bring it back.'

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I keep having my profile on that dating website 'Match.com' rejected.

One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'.

 

Apparently 'my cock' is not an acceptable answer.

 

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I was at a cash machine when an old lady came up to me and asked to

check her balance.

 

So I pushed her over.

 

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Why are women like clouds? eventually they piss off and its a really

nice day

 

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My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these

mood rings so she could monitor my mood.

 

We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and,

when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her

forehead.

 

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A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a

KitKat Chunky?'

The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back

to him.

'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat idiot.'

 

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I had a dog named minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating

shuttlecocks.

Bad minton.

 

 

 

 

[pattaya_mad]

a guy walks into a army surplus shop and asks if they have any camoflage jackets..the man says yes but nobody can find them

[Ergodyne]

Elderly couple discussing their forthcoming wedding, he brings up the subject of sex. her response,

" I would like it infrequently ! "

After a moment he replies :

" Is that one word or two ! "