the painful truth

[BigusDicus 9,883]

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS of YOUR OWN AGE AND

THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.....

 

 

 

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY

FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH

BORE HIS FULL NAME.

 

 

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME

NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO .

 

 

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

 

 

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

 

 

THIS BALDING, GRAY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO

OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM

IF HE HAD AT TENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

 

 

"YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!" HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

 

 

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED

 

 

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

 

 

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

 

 

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

 

 

 

THEN THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ASS,

GRAY HAIRED, DECREPIT, SON OF A BITCH ASKED.....

 

 

 

"WHAT DID YOU TEACH???"

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Ouch Nice one!