the maid wants a raise

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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

 

 

The lady of the house was very upset about this and

decided to talk to her about the raise.

 

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?

 

Maria: Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an

increase. The first is that I iron better than you.

 

Wife: Who said you iron better than me?

 

Maria: 'Your husband said so.

 

Wife: Oh.

 

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

 

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

 

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

 

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'

 

Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

 

Maria: 'No Señora....the gardener did.'

 

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'