Why muslim terrorists are so eager to commit suicide

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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now...

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No Nude Women

No car races

No football

No soccer

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No nachos

No Beer nuts

No Beer !!!!!!!!

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

 

I mean, really,

is there a mystery here?