Old Cowboy

[BigusDicus 9,881]

I know I have posted this before. Somebody just sent it to me again and I laughed again:

 

 

Old Cowboy

 

Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are, then along comes

someone and

blows it all to the dickens...

 

 

 

 

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

 

She turned to the cowboy and asked,

'Are you a real cowboy?'

 

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working

cows, going to rodeos,

fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning

my barn, fixing flats,

working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

 

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked

women.

As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I

shower,

I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women.

It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

 

The two sat sipping in silence.

 

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy

and asked,

'Are you a real cowboy?'

 

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a

lesbian.'