How to wash a toilet

[Ergodyne 19]

1) Put both lids of the toilet up. And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

 

2) Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

 

3) In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

 

4) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Do not worry about the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

 

5) Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

 

6) Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

 

7) Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

 

8) The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry Himself off.

 

9) Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

 

 

 

 

 

YOURS SINCERLY

 

 

THE DOG

 

[short 215]

How long should you leave the cat in the toilet?

[N3RGT 118]

Hhhhmmmmm......paws for thought !

[Ergodyne 19]

How long should you leave the cat in the toilet?

 

Iwould say until the fourth flush has finished, but the dog says the longer the cat is in there, the better.

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

Hhhhmmmmm......paws for thought !

groannnnnnnnn

 

[seeker 0]

That was funny! aint laughed so much in ages Cheers!

[short 215]

Iwould say until the fourth flush has finished, but the dog says the longer the cat is in there, the better.

 

I guess two wasn't enough. I'll give it another try using four. Thanks for the tip.

[Ergodyne 19]

Dear Dog

 

I tried your toilet washing method with great success, the only problem is that when i lifted the toilet seats, the cat had gone !

what should i do?

 

Catless

 

 

Dear Catless

 

My advice to you would be to do what i did. " GO OUT AND CELEBRATE ! "

 

The DOG

[ServiceMan78 0]

hehehe...gonna have to try that with my cat this weekend......

[Ergodyne 19]

hehehe...gonna have to try that with my cat this weekend......

 

Let me know how you get on, and what happens to the cat.

 

The Dog

[digavich 0]

I don't have a cat, the people next door have one that comes into my yard but it's quite clean.

Can you do this with a clean cat?

[Ergodyne 19]

I don't have a cat, the people next door have one that comes into my yard but it's quite clean.

Can you do this with a clean cat?

 

Sounds to me like their cat is experienced in the technique, if it is always very clean, this could be an advantage and i would be intrested in the results. Grab it, stuff it down the toilet and let me know what happens.

 

The Dog