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  1. another one lol but very witty tee
  2. groaner. Pythagoras just rolled over twice.
  3. Damn that selfish Adam!
  4. My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' And that's when the fight started...
  5. That has been around for years. The Cleveland Browns were named for their founder and first head coach Paul Brown btw.
  6. After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' .......And that's when the fight started...
  7. In a perfect world! Or, the American court system. Google ambulance chaser!
  8. I have been sitting at my cpu screen for a long time chanting HEX! HEX! I had no idea it would actually work. I will set my wrath on others now! You have suffered enough! I had a couple of root canals in my life and I pray never again.
  9. I did not know any of that. Thanks for educating me!
  10. I saw the whooping. I didn't hear the manager's excuse. I can understand the player's POV. They are middle of the table. They won't be in the top five. They won't be relegated. I posted my opinion of BLM in the politics section. They chose a great name but I suspect most don't know much about them apart from the great sounding name. As I said, I naive on much about the UK beyond general history. We are like that here. You all know far more about us and your continental neighbors than we do about you. I do now a bit about Germany because my mom was from there and I have many cousins still living but still I should know more. I had the telly on with the match pregame. It is amazing how popular Liverpool is among my countrymen. Tweets from the likes of Samuel L. Jackson. The Boston Red Sox scoreboard lit up with a huge congratulatory message (and they're an Irish town). But the Red Sox know a long draught between titles. How many records can Liverpool set? A remarkable year! I wonder if Sir Paul and Sir Ringo are fans.
  11. With the plane/banner? Yes. The game was televised here. The aftermath, no. At the time the owner threatened to impose a lifetime ban on those responsible. I recall that players had been alerted to its likelihood in advance. That's all we got here.
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