Why Are Wedding Dresses White?

[havefunme 3]

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!

 

 

IT'S AN EVEN BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT ....

 

 

Son asked his mother the following question:

 

'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,

 

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

 

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

 

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

 

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

[SmellyFarang 57]

[wobbly_1 18]

As it's pissing down with rain and very cold here shall we go for all the old ones

 

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing she's been told twice already.

 

What do you do when the wife comes into the lounge to tell you dinner's ready?

Shorten her chain - what's she doing out of the kitchen.

 

Women - definition

An appliance used to carry sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom

 

Whats the similarity between a woman and a hurricane?

They are wet and warm when they come and take half your house when they leave

 

Whats the similarity between a woman and a condom?

When they are not round your cock they're in your wallet

[Lantern 193]

[SmellyFarang 57]

I see your fairy tale story,

 

and raise you the realities of real-life...

Edited November 13, 2009 by SmellyFarang