THE WEDDING NIGHT

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Paul and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon - so they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.

 

In the morning Johnny - Paul's little brother - gets up and has his breakfast.

 

As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom if Paul and Mary are up yet.

 

She replies - No.

 

Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?

 

His mom replies - I don't want to hear what you think !

 

Just go to school.

 

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom - Are Paul and Mary up yet ?

 

She replies - No..

 

Johnny says - Do you know what I think ?

 

His mom replies - Never mind what you think !

 

Eat your lunch and go back to school ..

 

After school - Johnny comes home and asks again - Are Paul and Mary up yet ?

 

His mom says - No.

 

He asks - Do you know what I think ?

 

His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..

 

I gave him my airplane glue.