Two Woodpeckers...

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Two Woodpeckers...

 

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about

which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had

a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

 

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the

tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

 

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in

Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers

). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted

the challenge.

 

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked

the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

 

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian

woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was

able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their

own country?

 

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:

Apparently, Tiger Woods was right when he said, your pecker gets harder when

you're away from home.