All Seniors Aren't Senile

[Ergodyne 19]

An elderly, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side

He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

 

 

 

The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

 

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000," he said.

 

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

 

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said..

On Monday morning, the jeweller 'phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "Tell me, how was your weekend?"

 

All Seniors Aren't Senile

[Guest gauge]

I don't know about the salesperson... But, Id know if i was the old man Id have one hell of a weekend..... So, what happens when u have to take the ring back? WTF? Im thinking too deep into the joke........

 

anyways.... good one......

[STARGAZER 12]

guage...the jeweller never gave them the ring on Friday. But all weekend long the ho thought on Monday the check would of cleared and they would go pick up the ring. So she fucked him really good all weekend long..........