illegally

[wacojacko 1]

Let me see if I've got this right

 

 

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD

LABOUR.

 

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED

INDEFINITELY.

 

 

 

 

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

 

 

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM

AGAIN.

 

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY

AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

 

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO

POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

 

 

IF YOU CROSS THE THAI BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY DEPORTED

AFTER A SPELL IN THE MONKEY HOUSE.

 

 

IF YOU CROSS THE BRITISH BORDER ILLEGALLY; YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS

LICENCE, SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD, MONEY FROM SOCIAL SECURITY, FOOD

STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDISED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE

EDUCATION AND FREE HEALTH CARE.

 

 

 

Good day and welcome to a brand new edition of . . .. 'ASYLUM'.

Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting

competition:

HIJACK AN AIRLINER

 

and win

A COUNCIL HOUSE !

We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands

of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor, The British Taxpayer..

 

And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.

 

Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British

Passport, and you only need one word of English:

'ASYLUM'

Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting

at 180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging,

burgling and accosting drivers at traffic lights.

This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on

one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Euro star.

 

No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable. All you have

to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password:

'ASYLUM'

A few years ago, 140 members of a Taliban family from Afghanistan were

flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted

where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to

their luxury 200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton

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staying in hotels all over Britain ......

Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover

and the world famous Toddington Services area, in Historic Bedfordshire.

 

If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need

to phone a friend or ask the audience . .. .

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PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAXPAYER YOU KNOW !

[torrenova 644]

Some years ago, there was some airliner which was hijacked and landed in the UK. The fuckers on that plane, who should have been flying to some arab shithole probably, knowing they were in the UK, claimed asylum. Now they didn't even think they were going to the UK. It is like they got on the wrong bus, ended up in the land of milk and honey by accident and wanted to stay.

 

The appalling thing is that many of them were allowed to remain and loads of shit wank lawyers were fighting for them to remain and getting paid by the tax payers. Fucked up UK.