Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[havefunme 3]

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room.

>>She said yes.

>>When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used

>>his hand.

>>When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in

>>your hand?"

>>The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get

>>scared away."

>>He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked

>>him, "What do you have in your hand?"

>>

>>The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands

>>he'll get scared away."

>>The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!"

>>He did and the little boy said, "Oh great , now look what you did,

>>you scared the shit out of him!"

 

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

[Montydog 135]

So a little boy has a fanny and has a shit out of it………..have I got that right?

 

What is he a mutant is this joke set in a post apocalyptical world?

[peter000 0]

So a little boy has a fanny and has a shit out of it………..have I got that right?

 

What is he a mutant is this joke set in a post apocalyptical world?

 

Americans sometimes call a bum a "fanny".

[bigstuy 8]

hate it when that happens, little bastards those leprachauns, you just cannot trust them