Dogs are so stupid

[Gawd Elpus 798]

I was over at a mate of mine this week and he has a boxer dog.

 

I chucked him a piece of my biscuit and he jumped up and caught it in his mouth. After swallowing it he sat in front of me dribbling all over the carpet.

 

I chucked him another and he caught it in mid air. I then chucked my cigarette lighter and he caught that too, then spat it out. When was he gonna understand that he may not get a biscuit each time,?? He sat dribbling again and I through him my mates mobile phone which he also jumped up and caught in his mouth, then dropped it. Again he sat dribbling and I though, surely, he will be more cautious, and chucked a packet of cigarettes his way (my mates fags of course ) He caught them in his gob too. Funny as fuck, that is one stupid Mutt.

[Obsession 571]

Did he call it.... Graham