Things to ponder

[Ergodyne 19]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

Why is a show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.

 

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

 

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

 

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

 

Can you cry underwater?

 

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

 

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

 

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

 

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

 

Why are red buttons always the most important?

 

If you have chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?

 

Would you die if you didn't pee?

 

Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?.

 

Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?

 

Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

 

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

[MarsGodOfWar 8]

Yep, I do that last one quite often.

[Ergodyne 19]

Yep, I do that last one quite often.

 

 

Me too