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Captain_C

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Captain_C

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Doctor: "I'm baffled by your orange penis, does anyone else in your family have this condition"?

Patient: "No"

Doctor: "Do you handle any chemicals at work perhaps"?

Patient: "No"

Doctor: "If you don't work, what do you do all day"?

Patient: "I watch thai porn and eat Wotsits".

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berettakid

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A nun goes into the confessional and says to the priest "i`m pregnant"

 

he asks how could this happen and she says " i think it must be the second coming "

 

the priest is shocked by this reply and asks " what makes you think its the second coming "

 

she replied " cos i swallowed the first !" :allright

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