trailer trash

[LocalYokul 223]

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.

 

'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?"

 

' Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.

 

She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats..

 

Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.'

 

''Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy."

 

In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?'

 

Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' An they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.'

 

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'

 

 

 

'Then I call them by their last names.'

[Stinky 12]

This was supposed to be funny?

[LocalYokul 223]

maybe some one-liners will be easier to understand :

 

 

You know you're trailer trash when...

 

 

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

 

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

 

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

 

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

 

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."

 

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

 

You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.

 

Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"

 

Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.

 

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

 

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.

 

Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.

 

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

 

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

[Obsession 571]

 

George Foremans sons are all called George

[pattayaminime 12]

 

George Foremans sons are all called George

 

What was the mum's name? George?

[LocalYokul 223]

Mary Joan' Martelly'

 

http://akas.imdb.com/name/nm0286040/bio

 

that dude's got 10 kids

[Obsession 571]

What was the mum's name? George?

 

Yes. Maybe only two are named after him,and the other 3 are named after Mummy George

[coolal 0]

The Joke is if you don,t get it,they all have different father.Or Baby Daddies to be ghetto.

[midlifecrisis 4,048]

 

George Foremans sons are all called George

I was thinking the same thing. At least THEY all have the same last name!

[MarsGodOfWar 8]

This was supposed to be funny?

 

Only trailer trash can't see the humor in trailer trash jokes!