IRS audit

[havefunme 3]

An IRS agent went to audit the books of a local hospital.

 

While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO

 

Of the hospital and said,

 

 

 

"I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end

 

of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?

 

 

 

"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them

 

Back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free

 

Box of bandages.

 

 

 

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a

 

practical answer.

 

 

 

But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?

 

 

 

"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was

 

Trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.

 

 

 

"We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster..

 

 

 

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on,

 

 

 

"What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from

 

The circumcisions you perform?

 

 

 

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is

 

save

 

 

 

all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and

 

about once a year they send us a complete dick."

[MarsGodOfWar 8]

The Taxman; always good for a laugh or two. Unless your being audited!

[pattayachip 0]

good one,i needed a good laugh today,had a bad day