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[Captain_C]

Professor NcNutt of London University has found after extensive research that there are two sizes of penis among UK men.

There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches whilst erect.

The prefessor has made an appeal for help to continue his research.

Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars?

[Captain_C]

Just remembered this story as well......

 

My daughter once asked me why so many cars had England flags on them. I told her that if you are below a certain level of intelligence you are a moron and, in order to alert other road users to your condition, you are obliged to fly an England flag from your car window. Later that day, we were walking through Brighton when a car bearing two flags drove slowly past us. Inside were two large, shaven-headed, knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers. 'Look dad, there are two morons in that car' shouted my daughter.

 

'Run' I shouted back at her.