The Flower Show

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Two little old ladies were sitting on

 

a park bench outside the local town hall

 

where a flower show was in progress.

 

The thin one leaned over and said,

 

'Life is so boring. We never have any fun

 

any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off

 

and streak through that stupid flower show!'

 

 

'You're on!' said the other old lady,

 

holding up a $10 bill.

 

The first little old lady slowly fumbled

 

her way out of her clothes and,

 

completely naked, streaked (as fast

 

as an old lady can) through the front door

 

of the flower show.

 

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard

 

a huge commotion inside the hall, followed

 

by loud applause and shrill whistling.

 

Finally, the smiling and naked old lady

 

came through the exit door surrounded

 

by a cheering crowd

 

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

 

'I won 1st prize as 'Best Dried Arrangement'.