Glitterman Speaks About [D] South Pattaya Road and Water.

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The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back with this article [D], from ME, bored yet are YE, well you will BE. [what a great poet i am and all]

 

Just like Soi Buakao another interesting road is South Pattaya Road. Interesting at least from the sea to the junction of Third road.

On this road you can drive by very closely to a crowded food market and see many Thais squashed together tightly, which, just like picking their noses in public seems to be a national past time for them.

 

Having no sinful beer bars, 3rd road is an excellent road for shopping on. I am a frequent visitor to 'Friendship Supermarket' for my gold ribbons and effects, to an inner market fabric store for my Goldenman coats and cape material, a lighting shop for my thousands of cable ties, a motorcycle/bicycle shop for emergency repairs [i do most stuff], a bead shop for my gold beads, and at the junction with 3rd road a traditional Thai costume shop where i bought my very first yellow osterich feather which ended up on my hat. You computer nerds may favour the I.T.com computer center, but i prefer that stores basement where there is a general hardwear/tool shop.

 

A few years ago 3rd road was completely re-tarmacked....wonderful......well for a short time at least. As within a few months of finishing the entire road was dug up again, probally to lay cables. Then re-surfaced yet again. Unfortunately this last surface badly rippled with 6 inch pits and hills over the entire road, making it one of the worse conditioned roads in Pattaya. I am continually bouncing away, up and down on my two beautiful bicycles day and night, it quite takes my breath away.

 

Sometimes Pattaya's overbearing sinful sleeeaze gets too much for me, and so i do like to pop into Wat Chi temple [ however it is spelt]. Inside there is a wonderful huge fish pond full of hungry fish and turtles, where i love to feed them with my banana.

 

.........And so, cycling slowly along Beach Road, the Great Golden Glitterman did see many people running towards him from the beach.

'Whats going on here, i wonder?, they must like that article i wrote in the forums last night, typical reaction'. I thought.

 

"Save us, save us oh Great Golden Glitterman, there is a Tsunami coming." cried and shouted the panicked people. "You are our only hope".

 

So the Golden Glitterman stopped his golden beautiful bicycle and got off and smiled at the people with that beautiful Goldenman smile and said calmly;

 

"Fear not, for i am the Great Golden Glitterman, and i will save you all, for you are without sin".

 

And so the Golden Glitterman walked slowly onto the sand and down to the sea, then stopped and raised both of his white gloved hands and shouted;

 

"BE STILL, BACK, BACK, BACK spawn of satin, for thou will not cometh here, return from whence you came oh evil one, the great Golden Glitterman commands thee."

 

And with that the 100 foot high wall of water stopped still and returned to the sea, and all the people were saved......all except everyone on Walking Street, where all the rentable girls, dirty old men, alcoholics, television watchers, football fans, ladyboys, gay men, forums Grumpy Mens Club [Yes you again], road spitters, drug users and wild dogs were washed out to sea and never seen again.

 

"HOORAAY, HOORAAY" shouted all the good people to the Great Golden Glitterman, and Pattaya City rejoiced for 40 days and 40 nights. After which another huge golden statue of the Golden Glitterman was was erected outside the Royal Garden Plaza next to the recent other one. Where beautiful women would lay flowers at their golden feet and kiss these huge golden erections.

 

..........And so from that day on the good people of Pattaya always knew that whenever a great disaster was just about to occur, then the Great Golden Glitterman would always suspiciously be there too.

 

 

No mention of cheese from the moon in this one...until now.

 

 

 

Coming soon yet more stuff rather simular to this one.

 

The Royal Glitterman hath Spoken......no need to say 'AND GONE BYE BYEs', as i am bored with that bit already.

 

 

I can not get BIG photos on here anymore, new hotmail system.

[lovedog100 1,372]

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[villayouth 37]

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[darkmancomes 75]

CUNT

 

 

THats its V say what you mean !! I enjoy the craic you always give me a laugh

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Nice article about third road, would also like to add on about the Tony's Empire. Most of his business is situated on 3rd road as well. Two of his main fitness centers that is Tony's fitness and Tony's sport world.Am a member of his fitness group for many years. He also has his hotels and food court at the same place.The Fitness facilities are awesome.

The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back with this article [D], from ME, bored yet are YE, well you will BE. [what a great poet i am and all]

 

Just like Soi Buakao another interesting road is South Pattaya Road. Interesting at least from the sea to the junction of Third road.

On this road you can drive by very closely to a crowded food market and see many Thais squashed together tightly, which, just like picking their noses in public seems to be a national past time for them.

 

Having no sinful beer bars, 3rd road is an excellent road for shopping on. I am a frequent visitor to 'Friendship Supermarket' for my gold ribbons and effects, to an inner market fabric store for my Goldenman coats and cape material, a lighting shop for my thousands of cable ties, a motorcycle/bicycle shop for emergency repairs [i do most stuff], a bead shop for my gold beads, and at the junction with 3rd road a traditional Thai costume shop where i bought my very first yellow osterich feather which ended up on my hat. You computer nerds may favour the I.T.com computer center, but i prefer that stores basement where there is a general hardwear/tool shop.

 

A few years ago 3rd road was completely re-tarmacked....wonderful......well for a short time at least. As within a few months of finishing the entire road was dug up again, probally to lay cables. Then re-surfaced yet again. Unfortunately this last surface badly rippled with 6 inch pits and hills over the entire road, making it one of the worse conditioned roads in Pattaya. I am continually bouncing away, up and down on my two beautiful bicycles day and night, it quite takes my breath away.

 

Sometimes Pattaya's overbearing sinful sleeeaze gets too much for me, and so i do like to pop into Wat Chi temple [ however it is spelt]. Inside there is a wonderful huge fish pond full of hungry fish and turtles, where i love to feed them with my banana.

 

.........And so, cycling slowly along Beach Road, the Great Golden Glitterman did see many people running towards him from the beach.

'Whats going on here, i wonder?, they must like that article i wrote in the forums last night, typical reaction'. I thought.

 

"Save us, save us oh Great Golden Glitterman, there is a Tsunami coming." cried and shouted the panicked people. "You are our only hope".

 

So the Golden Glitterman stopped his golden beautiful bicycle and got off and smiled at the people with that beautiful Goldenman smile and said calmly;

 

"Fear not, for i am the Great Golden Glitterman, and i will save you all, for you are without sin".

 

And so the Golden Glitterman walked slowly onto the sand and down to the sea, then stopped and raised both of his white gloved hands and shouted;

 

"BE STILL, BACK, BACK, BACK spawn of satin, for thou will not cometh here, return from whence you came oh evil one, the great Golden Glitterman commands thee."

 

And with that the 100 foot high wall of water stopped still and returned to the sea, and all the people were saved......all except everyone on Walking Street, where all the rentable girls, dirty old men, alcoholics, television watchers, football fans, ladyboys, gay men, forums Grumpy Mens Club [Yes you again], road spitters, drug users and wild dogs were washed out to sea and never seen again.

 

"HOORAAY, HOORAAY" shouted all the good people to the Great Golden Glitterman, and Pattaya City rejoiced for 40 days and 40 nights. After which another huge golden statue of the Golden Glitterman was was erected outside the Royal Garden Plaza next to the recent other one. Where beautiful women would lay flowers at their golden feet and kiss these huge golden erections.

 

..........And so from that day on the good people of Pattaya always knew that whenever a great disaster was just about to occur, then the Great Golden Glitterman would always suspiciously be there too.

 

 

No mention of cheese from the moon in this one...until now.

 

 

 

Coming soon yet more stuff rather simular to this one.

 

The Royal Glitterman hath Spoken......no need to say 'AND GONE BYE BYEs', as i am bored with that bit already.

 

 

I can not get BIG photos on here anymore, new hotmail system.

[lovedog100 1,372]

Nice article about third road, would also like to add on about the Tony's Empire. Most of his business is situated on 3rd road as well. Two of his main fitness centers that is Tony's fitness and Tony's sport world.Am a member of his fitness group for many years. He also has his hotels and food court at the same place.The Fitness facilities are awesome.

Tony is an asshole, self absorbed just like glittergirl. Who else would buy a one story building, and put a two story picture of himself on it. Luckily for us, glittergirl can't afford a building. Buy the way, you don't have to repost glittergirls rantings. It ruins it for those of us that have him on ignore.

 

EDIT: Oh, I see that you joined today. Let me guess, someone told you that there is a thread about Tony's gym on here today. Sorry to be so rough on you Tony, but seriously, you way overdue it with your signs, and trying to make yourself famous. You and glittergirl have something in common there. Pattaya has way to many gross signs already, we can't even see the city through the signs. You are the biggest offender though, yours are bigger. Pure self promotion, just like your one and only post on this board.

Edited August 5, 2010 by lovedog100