Glitterman Speaks About [E] Glitterman Gets Attacked on Beach Road by Forum Readers

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The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back with this parable to help you through the DAY, for i am the Glitter of Golden light and i will show you the WAY, Let us PRAY, what a darn good poet i am i have to SAY.

 

PARABLE 1; The parable of 'The Cheese from the moon'.

 

 

............And so cycling happily along Beach Road one afternoon, the Great Golden Glitterman did see a Thai lady come running towards him with her arms outstretched, ' Ooooohhh yet another fan wants my autograph', thought the Golden one.

 

"Please help O Great Glitterman", Cried the lady, "For i am a good lady and five very bad men are beating up my good ferang husband, you are my only hope".

 

The Golden one looked at the lady and smiled that warm beautiful Goldenman smile and said calmly;

 

"Fear not, for as you know i am the Great Golden Glitterman, righter of wrongs and ass kicker of evil, wait here and i will save your good husband".

 

.......And so the Golden one walked towards the five men that were still beating up the good man. One of the attackers noticed the Golden one approaching and said;

 

"Fcuk me, its Golden Balls Glitterman, that guy has weird supernatural powers mate, i am f#####g out a ere mate".

 

and with that he ran away screaming with his hands high in the air. Then the Golden one stopped in front of the remaining four thugs, looked at the poor helpless victim on the floor and said to him, "Go home, you are safe now".

 

Then the Golden one looked at the four thugs and said;

 

"Sooooo the forums 'Grumpy Mens Club', we finally meet. I thought you guys only lived on computer screens, where you hide like cowards behind your anomonous avatars abusing anything that is righteous in your drunken jealous rage".

 

And the four thugs raised their clenched fists and replied altogether in unison;

 

"Yeah mate, we be the f#####g forums Grumpy Mens Club, did ya just spill me pint?"

 

Then one of the thugs rushed forward to take a swipe at the Great Golden face, but the Golden one ducked and so the swipe hit and knocked out another thug behind the Golden one. Then the Great Golden one quickly shoved a piece of cheese from the moon into the mouth of the attacker and said; "You are not without sin, so can not cast the first or any stone".

 

And with that all the thugs ran away screaming with their hands held high in the air .......Then they all suddenly stopped, slowly turned around and came back, saying to the Great Golden one ;

 

"That is rather splendid cheese, great texture, tangy taste, best cheese that i have ever tasted dont you know, really quite marvelous, i should say what ho, and now i can also speak upper class jargon talk as well, rather spiffing. Thankyou O Great Golden Glitterman for you have shown me the error of my ways, i am now a changed man, what ho".

 

And so they all sat down with the Great Golden Glitterman and had a wonderful cheese from the moon tea party and rejoiced.

 

...........And as for the good ferang husband, unfortunately he died within a few hours of being beaten up, Thoroughly delighting his Thai wife, who inherited absolutely everything that he owned. Just before he died they both popped into the Soi 9 Police Station and made a full report. Police then arrived at the cheese from the moon tea party, resulting in the 'Grumpy Mens Club' spending a very long time in Bangkoks Bang Kwang prison for manslaughter. Putting a huge cheesy smile on the face of the Golden Glitterman, because his plan to detain the thugs with the cheese from the moon tea party long enough for the Police to arrive was successful. So everyone was happy......oohh except the dead ferang husband, who it turns out was a major drug selling baron in Pattaya. The 'Grumpy Mens Club' had tracked him down and had been rightfully giving him a good going over before the Golden one had appeared on the scene. So it appears the forums 'Grumpy Mens Club' are not such BAD guys after all......Well done lads....Wherever you are......AMEN.

 

 

Moral of the parable is; 'There is nothing quite like a nice bit of cheese from the moon'.

 

 

Coming sooner or later yet another Glitterman parable to learn niceness by.

 

The Royal Glitterman hath Spoken.

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[lovedog100 1,372]

Damn, some one whipped your ass and I didn't get to see it. Oh well, it's not like you couldn't use another ass kicking. Didn't you promise to quit posting glittercunt?

Edited August 7, 2010 by lovedog100

[villayouth 37]

Jesus..... i thought i posted some bollox