Phone home

[BigusDicus 9,722]

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While

there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them

it is for calling back to Earth.

 

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the

devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a

check.

 

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is

finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes

him a check.

 

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished

the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

 

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call

the USA so cheaply.

 

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to

hell, so it's a local call."