The Southern Gentleman

[BigusDicus 9,722]

After a southern gentleman was served

in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he

beckoned the waitress and said quietly,

"Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady;

can ah persuade y'all to give me a

piece uh ass?"

 

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.

 

Then she looked around the room,

smiled and added, "Sure, why not?

You're nice lookin' and it's pretty slow

here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"

 

When the pair returned half an hour

later, the man sat down at the same

table and the waitress asked,

"Will there be anything else, sir?"

 

"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman.

 

"Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did fur me; it was real sweet and right neighborly,

but where ah come from in Tennessee we lack our bourbon real cold,

so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink.