Educasion is a onederfal fing – ain’t it?

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Educasion is a onederfal fing – ain’t it?

 

Some examples of essays written by children in our skools…..

 

HISTORY

 

In wartime children who lived in big cities had to be evaporated because it was safer in the country.

 

MATHS

 

The total is when you add up all the numbers and a remainder is an animal that pulls santa on his slay.

 

HISTORY

 

Sometimes in the war they take prisners and keep them as ostriges until the war is over and some prisners end up in consterpation camps.

 

RELIGIOUS STUDIES

 

A mosque is a sort of church. The main difference is that its roof is doomed.

 

RELIGIOUS STUDIES

 

I asked my mum why we said old men at the end of prayers at skool. I don’t know any old men apart from grandpa.

 

HOLIDAYS

 

On our activity holiday dad wanted to ride the hores but mum said they were too ekspensiv.

 

MATHS

 

I would like to be an accountant but you have to know a lot about moths.

 

GEOGRAPHY

 

The closet town to France is Dover and you can get to France on a train or you can go on a fairy.

 

MATHS

 

If it is less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel.

 

THE ARTS

 

…..and at the end of the show we all sing away in a manager.

 

THE ARTS

 

In last years Christmas concert Linzi played the main prat and I played one of the smaller prats and I would like to have a bigger prat this year.

 

SCIENCE

 

Helicopers are cleverer than planes. Not only can they fly through the air they can also hoover.

 

 

 

HISTORY

 

Then Joan of Ark met her end. She was burned as a steak.

 

NATURAL HISTORY

 

Crabs and creatures like that all belong to a family of crushed asians.

 

GEOGRAPHY

 

In geography we learned that countries with sea around them are islands and ones without sea are called incontinents.

 

RELIGIOUS STUDIES

 

If you marry two people you are a pigamist but morons are allowed to do this.

 

HISTORY

 

Sir Walter Raleigh circumcised the world with a big clipper.

 

GEOGRAPHY

 

In Scandinavia the Danish people come from Denmark, the Norwegians come from Norway and the Lapdancers come from Lapland.