Little Johnny "again"

[pcdodger 2]

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.

The first little boy says, "Alligator."

"Very good, that's a big word."

 

The second boy says, "Predator."

 

"Yes, that's another big word. Well done."

 

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss."

 

After nearly falling off her chair, she says,

 

"That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything."

 

"Well my sister has one and she says it eats f*cking batteries like there's

 

no tomorrow!"