Humor and Etc!

[wombat 5]

.Q: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

 

A: She gagged.

[wombat 5]

A gentleman staying at the ResGdns takes a card from a street tout offering sexual services

 

Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft

voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance.

 

The gentleman says, "I'd like a blow job, some missionary work,

a little doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with

a pearl necklace. What do you think?"

 

The lady says, "I think it sounds intriguing, sir, but you

might like to press 9 first to get an outside line."