Golf Joke

[BigusDicus 9,722]

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses with a heart attack!

 

 

"Help me dear," she groans to her husband.

 

 

The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter and lines up his putt.

 

 

His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.

 

 

"I'm dying here and you're putting?"

 

 

"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you.

 

 

"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.

 

 

"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."

[rightsaid 44]

My favourite...........................

 

 

A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.

One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.

Man: “Hi! I am so happy to see you.”

Girl: “Hi! It seems like you’ve been here a long time. How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”

Man: “It’s been 10 years!”

With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.

Man: “Thank you so much!”

Girl: “So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?”

Man: “It’s been 10 years!”

The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.

Man: “Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!”

Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): “So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?”

Man: “Oh, my God, don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there, too…!”