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This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbour and asks him if he could buy a rooster for £100.

The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud."

 

So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?"

 

The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy serviced every one of those hens and then nailed three ducks and a flock of geese at a pond.

 

The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and vultures circling overhead.

 

The farmer says, "Oh Roy, did you have to die?"

 

Roy says, "Quiet! They're about to land!"

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This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbour and asks him if he could buy a rooster for £100.

The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your hens pregnant. He's a real stud."

 

So the farmer takes him home and says, "It's your first day so take it slow, okay?"

 

The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy serviced every one of those hens and then nailed three ducks and a flock of geese at a pond.

 

The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and vultures circling overhead.

 

The farmer says, "Oh Roy, did you have to die?"

 

Roy says, "Quiet! They're about to land!"

 

:grin Sounds a bit like my mate Roy (flyingzulu) on here :rolleyes:

Edited by villayouth
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