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I have just applied for planning permission to build a new house.

 

It's going to be:

 

* 100ft tall and 400ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights

 

* Windows all over the place

 

* On the outside, a very loud entertainment sound system

 

* With parking for 200 cars

 

* I'm going to paint it snot green with tatty pink trim

 

The Council Planning Department told me to fuck off

 

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque

 

Work starts on Monday

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