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01. Cover your stump before you hump.

02. Don‘t be a fool cover your tool.

03. If you think she‘s spunky cover your monkey.

04. Wrap your bait before you mate.

05. Don‘t be a loner cover your boner.

06. Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel.

07. Package your meat for a real nice treat.

08. Wrap your wanger before you bang her.

09. If your nude then tube your dude.

10. Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle.

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