Try this instead of a sicky....

[Captain_C 28]

I NO COME WOK TODAY

 

Hung Chow calls his work and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok.'

 

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.

That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.

 

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great.

I be at wok soon. You got nice house'.

[villayouth 37]

[TheFiend 1,181]

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