Elite Chicken Farmer

[Captain_C 28]

A woman walks into an accountant ' s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions. "He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. And then

Asks," What's your Occupation?"

"I ' m a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let ' s try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I ' m a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite Chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a Prostitute?"

"Well, I raised 650 cocks last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."