The Great American Cowboy

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Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

 

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

 

Cowboy: "Nah.... She ain't that ugly."

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Did you hear about the Paper Bag Kid - he had a paper bag hat, paper bag jacket, paper bag holster and a paper bag saddle.

 

Apparently he has just been arrested for - rustling.

 

We could have a poll to see which of those is the worst.